I asked Joe - "do you want to know what my gchat status says?" He sighed so audibly I could hear it from where I was sitting 12 feet away. Here it is:

My queue would suggest I am very ambitious about my longevity and confident that Netflix will continue operations well into the 22nd century.

The Gchat Status Conservancy

Overfishing of my brain has lead to unsustainable gchat status update capabilities. I will be out of Gchat status ideas by the year 2010 if sustainable practices are not enforced NOW