Didn't get lucky on Friday the 13th

A million dollars isn't that impressive anymore. It can buy you like maybe one mcmansion in Potomac. Instead, I would buy Detroit.

♫ If you smoke a cigarette in the forest, and no one was there to watch, did you still look cool?

No peace I find in this old sweet Newspaper
The New York Times
I've got Georgia (the font), Georgia (the font) on my mind

Why don't pandas make love anymore? Where have all the flowers gone?

Where have all the young men pandas gone?
Long time passing
Where have all the young men pandas gone?
Long time ago
Where have all the young men pandas gone?
Gone for heaven where they're sexually
available young female pandas
When will they ever learn?
When will they ever learn?

I haven't hit my head and just forgotten that film

♫ TBS, please go overboard with that Goldie Hawn classic about a rich broad who learns the true meaning of life when an accident befalls her at sea.

Have I been a fish in a fishbowl!

Heard a richard pryor imitation of black people having sex. Had no idea! Sounded like a lot of fun.

I too would like to be emancipated.