I played NES Paperboy last night at Sarah and Dave's and I got through Monday-Friday without dying and only having a few houses cancel their subscription. Maybe I really could bike around DC's biker-friendly streets. I just need to be better at anticipating obstacles. They really aren't so daunting. Tornadoes and angry old women consistently cease their menacing operations after traveling 10 feet, break-dancing kids don't really move that much, and runaway tires make sharp right turns always in the middle of the sidewalk.
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what are you going to do about
-motorcades
-tourists on segways
-pompous staffers consumed on their blackberries
Ride at 88mph in order to go back in time and bike in the 90s when bullet points 2 and 3 did not exist.
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