Third party vanquishes my puppeteer dreams before they naturally fizzled out on their own accord

Now I shall eat lunch, sadly, my dreams crushed like so many particles of ceiling plaster in the kitchen of a slum apartment managed by the Barac Co.

Let's give them something to talk shit about

How about shortchanging your friends on the bill?

did you know that dolphins, like other make-believe creatures have emotions?

♫ The July page of the OC calendar is particularly majestic.

In spite of deep reservations regarding puns in the world of marketing

♫ I've combed through my options and brushed aside the competition to make a hair appointment at a company with a sexually suggestive, yet still hair-relevant name.

iPod Shuffle Resurfaces After Three-Year Disappearance; Local Girl's Lies to Grandpa Cease

Gaithersburg, MD - On Sunday, Helly encountered a ghost from her past in the form of a long lost iPod Shuffle her grandparents gave her in 2005.

"Now when Grandpa asks me 'do you use that Ipod we gave you?' I won't necessarily have to be lying when I awkwardly say 'yes'," she said gleefully.

The Shuffle was found in her childhood bedroom in the side pocket of a bag she no longer uses.

"Why would I even bother picking up that flowered tiny back pack from Old Navy anymore?" she asked rhetorically to explain why the MP3 player had been gone unnoticed for so long.

The iPod shuffle is a digital audio player designed and marketed by Apple Inc. It is the budget model in Apple's iPod family.

Does this new color scheme make me look fat?

Amongst other benefits, pink brings levity to this macabre site.

Talk show participant, I think you should reconsider your confidant

Saving the drama for your mama would put an undue burden on the woman who has already given you so much.