We didn't ask to join this investment club Pharaoh

Jews still angry over ancient pyramid scheme.

Letters to the nation's premier word processing software

Dear Microsoft Word,

Use your head. Why would I want to save an empty document?

yours,
a user

Nino vs. Helly

If I were as flexible as Nino I would be very popular

Nino would be have less to do around the house if he were as tentative of heights as I

Nino is illiterate

A Raisin in the Sun

We shared a dream once, and it involved a web domain which has just expired.