Whatever, boys have cooties anyway

♫ Why aren't the older men in this office taking a shine to me like they generally do in the street and through other casual encounters?

Joe needs an editor

Joe: "helly you look pretty wasted in all these photos.If he had taken the word wasted out, that woulda been a real sweet thang.

I want to accuse my mother of loving the dog more than me when I read this, but I fear she would get upset...

Please read about "Buddy."

Lunch

♫ The musician in Dupont Circle would like to step outside into the fog like a ghost where no one notices he plays the same Counting Crows song every day.

Advice For a Victim Of Unrequited Love

♫ Don't lionize pandas Aunt Joni. They don't think about you ever.

Q: Why you don't call me anymore?

♫ A: I will field all your awkward questions during my lunch hour

Every Little Bit Counts

For those working and living in the Dupont Circle area, please remember to recycle your Church of Scientology literature this Earth Day