Hotties for Haitis Postponed!

To those looking for auction action, I apologize, but due to the snow sitch, Hotties for Haiti is being postponed by a week. Sova 7:30 start time, 8:30 bidding, Wednesday the 17th.

So sit tight, experience your red-roseless Valentine's Day sad and alone, and come prepared with your pocketbook next week, when for the love of Haiti, our hotties present themselves to you

In the meantime, some press.

Hotties for Haiti Auction Block Lineup

Some of the goods available for purchase:

DJ Gavin Holland, DJ Ratt Moze, Comedian Mike Way, Andrew Herndon of karaoke fame, one of the mysterious Fojol Bros., Maureen Andary of the Sweater Set (who will give a Ukelele lesson on her date), artist Jennifer Jeremias of Bored of Trade, Glodine Young, Associate Gallery Director of The Fridge, City Paper's Beerspotter Orr Shtuhl (whose date is a sponsored beer tasting at ChurchKey), Ron Soltes of Nunchucks, some of Sova's sexy latte staff, and many more!


bring the varieties of your love for fellow man and your wallets to Sova, 1359 H Street NE DC Wednesday Feb 10. Bidding, 8:30

Hotties for Haiti: A Date Auction

Before there was online dating, there was the date auction, where eligible young men or women under the banner of philanthropy offer their bodies and minds to the block.

Two notable portrayals in contemporary fiction of this charming method for arranging a date:

John Stamos as Uncle Jesse is bought by Becky, setting in motion a romance that will soon give her the title: "Aunt"

The cheerleaders of Bayside High earn enough from a date auction to purchase new uniforms

Enough fiction. Now for truth. This girl of NE DC is throwing her own charity date auction to benefit Haiti relief efforts at Sova Espresso & Wine, 1359 H Street NE, February 10 at 7:30 pm. All bidding proceeds will go to Doctors Without Borders.

If you love Haiti, bid on a hottie.

Could we start again please Netflix and Goodreads?

one of my fave things is when algorithms make recommendations for media consumption that do not suggest robot world domination is imminent.

Didn't get lucky on Friday the 13th

A million dollars isn't that impressive anymore. It can buy you like maybe one mcmansion in Potomac. Instead, I would buy Detroit.

♫ If you smoke a cigarette in the forest, and no one was there to watch, did you still look cool?

No peace I find in this old sweet Newspaper
The New York Times
I've got Georgia (the font), Georgia (the font) on my mind

Why don't pandas make love anymore? Where have all the flowers gone?

Where have all the young men pandas gone?
Long time passing
Where have all the young men pandas gone?
Long time ago
Where have all the young men pandas gone?
Gone for heaven where they're sexually
available young female pandas
When will they ever learn?
When will they ever learn?

I haven't hit my head and just forgotten that film

♫ TBS, please go overboard with that Goldie Hawn classic about a rich broad who learns the true meaning of life when an accident befalls her at sea.

Have I been a fish in a fishbowl!

Heard a richard pryor imitation of black people having sex. Had no idea! Sounded like a lot of fun.

I too would like to be emancipated.

I often think of Patrick still

12:44 PM me: when i was 9

12:45 PM the boy i was very very in love with

  like super in love

  told me

  that i was going to be a fat woman one day

  well i showed him by god

12:46 PM ramin: haha

  wow

 

 thats crazy for a 9 year old to say

 me: well thats why i loved him

  he was very mature

 

In this windowless office, a breath of fresh air would really be a breath of fresh air

The produce aisle at Whole Foods is a real meat market for vegetarians

My selfish nature has proven yet again to be beneficial to me

Single use coffee cups are my cup of tea

♫ 

Activism, is for people who like to lose. Losers I like to call them.

Is Nino adequately prepared for Joe's new girlfriends?

Lawsons? More like Flawsons

Normally an unconditional fan but today it just got to me:

1. Dave Matthews Band came on the radio while I was in there today.
2. not that many of their sandwiches feature ham.
3. napkins could be more accessible

The saturnine nature of the (sandwich) artists

The Sub Club is not like the Warhol Factory. While the expressions of the Subway staff are morose, these "artists" frequently forget their work's motivation.