Hotties for Haitis Postponed!

To those looking for auction action, I apologize, but due to the snow sitch, Hotties for Haiti is being postponed by a week. Sova 7:30 start time, 8:30 bidding, Wednesday the 17th.

So sit tight, experience your red-roseless Valentine's Day sad and alone, and come prepared with your pocketbook next week, when for the love of Haiti, our hotties present themselves to you

In the meantime, some press.

Hotties for Haiti Auction Block Lineup

Some of the goods available for purchase:

DJ Gavin Holland, DJ Ratt Moze, Comedian Mike Way, Andrew Herndon of karaoke fame, one of the mysterious Fojol Bros., Maureen Andary of the Sweater Set (who will give a Ukelele lesson on her date), artist Jennifer Jeremias of Bored of Trade, Glodine Young, Associate Gallery Director of The Fridge, City Paper's Beerspotter Orr Shtuhl (whose date is a sponsored beer tasting at ChurchKey), Ron Soltes of Nunchucks, some of Sova's sexy latte staff, and many more!


bring the varieties of your love for fellow man and your wallets to Sova, 1359 H Street NE DC Wednesday Feb 10. Bidding, 8:30

Hotties for Haiti: A Date Auction

Before there was online dating, there was the date auction, where eligible young men or women under the banner of philanthropy offer their bodies and minds to the block.

Two notable portrayals in contemporary fiction of this charming method for arranging a date:

John Stamos as Uncle Jesse is bought by Becky, setting in motion a romance that will soon give her the title: "Aunt"

The cheerleaders of Bayside High earn enough from a date auction to purchase new uniforms

Enough fiction. Now for truth. This girl of NE DC is throwing her own charity date auction to benefit Haiti relief efforts at Sova Espresso & Wine, 1359 H Street NE, February 10 at 7:30 pm. All bidding proceeds will go to Doctors Without Borders.

If you love Haiti, bid on a hottie.

Could we start again please Netflix and Goodreads?

one of my fave things is when algorithms make recommendations for media consumption that do not suggest robot world domination is imminent.

Didn't get lucky on Friday the 13th

A million dollars isn't that impressive anymore. It can buy you like maybe one mcmansion in Potomac. Instead, I would buy Detroit.

♫ If you smoke a cigarette in the forest, and no one was there to watch, did you still look cool?